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cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.
“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”
cardboard ben by joe’s perm March 3, 2019

cardboard tube samurai 

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.
"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

cardboard condo 

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box
if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

Cardboard Rillo's

Cardboard-Rillo's A word from East Sacramento usually used in place of cigarillos, but can be used to describe any cheap swisher cigar ninety nine cents and lower.
She wanted the kid to slide through, but she didn't have no Wood's all she had was Cardboard rillo's.

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.
cardboard personality by BeAN March 15, 2005

cardboard gangster 

Someone who tries to live the gangster life, but can't live up to the hype, and is shown to be a fake.
"I don't play with no wasps, man - that could sting me!"
"Oh, shut up, you cardboard gangster!"
cardboard gangster by WhiteySmiley September 9, 2007