Canvas ripper

A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.

Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.

by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017

UC Canvas

The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.

Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

Cunts on a canvas

A term of outrage used similarly fuck.

jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!

by the creeping pedestrian June 22, 2013

canvas

To knock on doors and ask if they are the owner to get the actual salesman an appointment to meet the homeowner.
To weed out renters, sqatters, or anyone who can't make a legal finacial desision about the certain property.

We need to canvas this neighborhood so we can weed out who is renting/not interested so the salesman can come in and talk to the homeowner and sale our product.

by Mike Roberson July 7, 2008

On the Canvas

To be 'on the canvas' refers to a moment in your life when you are knocked down with little to no hope of recovering. It is a frequently used term throughout university as many students struggle to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Shit! My girlfriend just left me without giving me a reason. I feel worthless, I'm that far on the canvas. Why is life so cruel?

by nooods July 2, 2019

canvas

A boxing term referring to a heavy bag. Used because many of the older heavy bags were packaged in canvas-like material.

Ok, finish your workout by going a two minute round on the canvas then take a break.

by jallot October 7, 2006

Living Canvas

A person with a large tattoo piece on their body that's visible to the eye.

Check out that living canvas that must have been expensive.

by Sandy Bambi April 3, 2008