golden cannonball

Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.

Tony you just bad beat me dickhead, take a golden cannonball.

by Roque S4 October 1, 2015

cannonball shits

when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time

I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.

by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016

Lil Jon cannonball

A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.

My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.

by Nick D December 1, 2004

Cloudbreak cannonball

When you shit in your hand and throw it at Stewie.

Man I was working with Stewie today I gave him an awesome cloudbreak cannonball

by :::-) October 24, 2011

Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007

cannonballized

When one is engaged in doggy style in the backseat of a moving vehicle with the windows down and finishes by slamming into their partner hard enough to force them through the window at a passing vehicle.

Guy #1: "Remember that time you cannonballized Ali?"
Guy #2: "I'm glad we weren't moving that fast when it happened."

by Namenlosen June 14, 2017

rusty cannonball

A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.

"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"

"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"

by Kirkus Jones December 13, 2008