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Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.
Charlie Sheen holds the record for the most cases of pink eye from cannon smoke.
by DWamp81 July 9, 2022
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A section of Route 21(McCarter Highway) in Newark, NJ, that stretches from the Clay Street bridge southward to the Interstate 78/Route 1&9 interchange. Where, if caught at a red light, you will most likely be asked to put some change in an old, used paper cup.

Named after the treacherous canyon on Tattoine where Luke Skywalker would bullseye womp rats in his T-16, Beggar’s Canyon in Newark is sometimes also treacherous to navigate.
“Better roll up your window Lou, we’re about to head into Beggar’s Canyon.”

“I used to love hanging out in the Ironbound section of Newark, but lately it’s become Beggar’s Canyon.”
by BF Arbitrary September 8, 2018
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Creeper's canon

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Acceptable as well as unacceptable behavior for creeps can be found in the Creeper's Canon.
Little Pauly was scared his creepiness was too easily detectable so he thumbed through a copy of his uncle Willy's copy of the Creeper's Canon for some useful tips on avoiding undue suspicion.
by beansforbreakfast July 10, 2019
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Schrodinger's canon

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A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:

An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.

There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.

(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
"It's sad to see Harry Potter become a victim of Schrodinger's canon..."
by MagicAcid December 26, 2019
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Beggar's Canyon

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A deep and penetrating insertion of spandex into the buttocks, often seen during professional football games. Named after the desolate geographic formation referred to by Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: A New Hope.
Guy 1: Dude did you see the Beggar's Canyon on Rocky Bernard at last night's game?

Guy 2: Yeah man you coulda fit two T-16 Skyhoppers and a squad of podracers through that thing.
by Definitorg March 13, 2012
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A thicc boy named Owen who canon has fantasies about. They have a very steamy relationship because both are quite busty.
Canon Robin’s Boyfriend loves his massive shlong.
by Humptydumpty696969 October 8, 2021
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Devil's Canyon

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4 Forks are laid within the receiver's (devil's) anus handle side in. Once inserted, a 9 volt battery is attached to the tines of one fork and grounded on the furthest away fork, causing an electric arc inside the anus.
Wow man, she really let you do the Devil's Canyon? that's hot.
by Palm Tree of Doom October 15, 2021
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