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cannibalism

A very popular sport invented in Cambodia in 1924 to solve their overpopulation problem. The European occupation helped it spread to Britain, but was soon banned in both lands due to Cambodian dictatorship and British protest (King George III was nearly eaten by the Duke of York).

It is still practiced by Cambodian tribes, and is pressured to become an Olympic sport.
My Cambodian friend, Xiao Dong, likes to play cannibalism with my family, but every time we play one of my relatives goes missing....
by Invader Zimbabwe March 11, 2011
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CANNIBAL

(1.) A person that feeds on the flesh of other humans.
(2.) An animal that eats it's own kind.
(3.) Someone who performs oral sex on others.
(4.) Someone who eats the tinned meat from Netto.
(1.) I hear this movie has cannibals in it!
(2.) These animals often resort to cannibalism when they have eaten all other species in the area.
(3.) Cannibals are fun!
(4.) Eww.. you're eating 1/2 Priis netto's tinned meat? Are you a cannibal or something?
by k9norn November 12, 2003
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Cannibal

is the act or phrase of one human being consuming another. There is little evidence that cannibalism was ever practiced as a routine source of nutrition. It is generally agreed the practice usually carried a special meaning for its practitioners.
Person: Holy shit! Why are you eating me??!!
Cannibal: Relax, man. I'm a cannibal; it's my religion.
by soundbounder June 16, 2008
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Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people.
You should feel bad because of that pun. A cannibal probably wouldn't get it.
by idrownedmyfish7 December 15, 2013
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cannibalism

The act of eating another person of same species...or Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car,

But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!
Cannibalism
by wow bro, really? May 28, 2015
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Cannibate

Self pleasure from eating your own skin or body part.
Steve was picking his skin scalp and eating it, you know what I mean, cannibate.
by Guyringer November 25, 2011
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Cannibal

A female who swallows a males ejaculate
Yo, my girl is a straight cannibal! She takes it from brain to belly like a champ!
by Chadalac December 23, 2017
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