cum canvas

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.

My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

by Mister jack Fister October 25, 2007

Caniyah

a bitch that will beat ya ass if you keep messing with what’s hers . a pretty funny ass bitchh a mean one doe 💙.

Caniyah don’t play sis !

by babyyyyyyppoohhh February 25, 2019

crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

carnival penis

A penis that's fun for the whole family.

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"

by The Mingler May 10, 2014

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

by thegreatretailcaper June 1, 2016

cum canvas

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.

My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

by jack offten October 31, 2007

Canidae

Canidae is the scientific name for canine. Animals belonging to the family Canidae include wolves, foxes, jackals, coyotes and dogs.

Person 1: What does Canidae mean?
Person 2: Canine, basically dogs.

by FlushedToilet May 16, 2011