douche-canister

A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

whore canister

1. A retort or reply to hoebag 2. A long, pringle-like container, in which to store whores.

"If I'm a hoebag, than you are a whore canister!" 2."Yo, dogg. I brought my whore canister with me, filled with all my whores!"

by Veronica Stice November 22, 2004

sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

cannister

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.

I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.

by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009

horse-canister

Somebody that jacks off horses

"The rancher was a horse-canister"

by Wife killer December 18, 2015

Cankster

anyone living life as a victim of cankles.

Hey, you should buy those capris. They are cute." .... "I don't think so. They will accentuate my cankles." .... "Good thinking."... "Thanks. Just livin the life of a cankster.

by livinthelifeofacankster March 16, 2011

Canteerian

A short, often auburn haired girl with a dim outlook on life. Usually doesn't see the point in anything, so they do a lot of rebelling. Fueled by senseless anger though it's well-hidden behind a front of indifference. Often struggles to do the right thing and gets in trouble a lot. She can stop you in your tracks with her icy, frightening glare. Don't piss her off unless you're prepared to be yelled to death; or punched to death.

Did you see that girl at the office? Definitely a canteerian

by DI_Weeping_Timemoose March 14, 2014