cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

by PenguinPants April 3, 2008

The three-part text message cancellation

The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")

The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...

by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011

Condelation

Telling a story

Girl that's some condelation

by Condelatio December 30, 2018

cacalations

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

by hoziwan June 18, 2022

Catelation

1) Taking pleasure in others misfortunes. Derived from the German word "Schadenfreude".

2) Catastrophic Joy.

3) To experience glee in catastrophic situations.

1) "I think I noticed some catelation in John's attitude at Gary's funeral."

2) "John had a catelacious reaction when I told him Gary's house went into foreclosure"

by jjmusicology December 31, 2009

cancellation

When a guy gets rejected by a girl in front of his homeboys

"Man, we need to help Johnny with his game. He is getting cancellations all night."

by urbandecipherqueen November 4, 2013

Double Nut-ping Cancellation

Two wrestlers missing a low-blow simultaneously, as seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. This is achieved by a recovering character holding the the down pose and coming up with a low-blow while the standing character strong-strikes a low-blow of his own. The result is a double 'whooshing' sound and they both punch the air, no one hit. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The fore mentioned maneuver cancels the "ping".

:: Two players go for the low-blow ::

one says: "AWW! The double nut-ping cancellation!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009