Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.

Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.

by anonymous January 10, 2019

canadian jumpingjacks

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!

Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

by the side effect January 9, 2010

Canadianal

Having anal sex in Canada

My wife and I spent the weekend in Montreal... we had Canadianal

by Chucktastic68 June 28, 2019

Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011

canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

by ringoctopus March 9, 2015

canadian carburetor

Sucking Crown Royal out of someone's bhole and thanking them for the gas after.

Jim pulled a Canadian Carburetor on his girlfriend last night and topped his tank off.

by Idon September 28, 2013

Canadian Moose

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.

Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?

by GlassButterfly June 1, 2015