Caillou

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.

by Tonesmas October 19, 2016

Caillou

More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.

My girlfriend is such a Caillou.

by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018

Caillou

Demon child.

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!

by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017

Cadillac Pussy

This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.

I know that woman has a "Cadillac Pussy" but I just can't afford it.

by Hank Jr. June 12, 2013

Caillou

Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him

(1) Stop being a Caillou, TOD.
(2) I hate Caillou.

by Puntato August 3, 2018

Caillou

Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying, stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.

You wake up. You see Caillou there with a chainsaw. But he is so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he kills himself.

by Donald Caillou January 3, 2018

Camila

Camila is shy but at the same time a savage. She is very sensible. She is lotal, sweet, and beautiful. She is a great friend and you won't want to lose her. She is surely Hispanic. She is sweet and all but you don't want to get her mad. You will regret it instantly. She can be a devil but otherwise she is the coolest and most funny person once you know her. She forgives people easily. But doesn't trust many people because she's afraid of getting hurt. So you are very lucky to have camila's trust and friendship.DON'T LOSE HER!!

Camila is beautiful, in lucky to have her as a friend.

by Camilaismine June 17, 2020