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Curtis Cawvey

Grimey, Crippled, Hurt, Fat, Ugly, Hairy, Smelly, "Tired as fuck!", smells like french fries, hungry, dirty ass, makes you wanna vomit, dude.

A Curtis Cawvey can be any one or mixture of the mentioned.
"Damn, Curtis Cawvey just got here. Let's break out!"

"That mini-dog is dirtier than Curtis Cawvey."

"Did you hear that new Paris Hilton song? It's worse than Curtis Cawvey!"
by Adam Kaufman April 17, 2009
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potato calves

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.
Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.
by FlashBulb June 5, 2003
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SLU Calves

A male that has the world's strongest calves, thus has no need to do calf raises when he goes to the gym. This man is also known to be an incredible liar and has a real affection for his RA.
Calves: Hey man what does this machine do?
Dis and Uts: That works your calves
Calves: Well im not doing that, my calves are already really strong, did you know they call me SLU Calves?
Dis Uts: O really? Wow dude have a good workout!
by SLUStreetRunner May 24, 2011
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Toaster calves

Calf muscles that are as large as toasters.
David pedaled his bike to show off his toaster calves to all the ladies
by Hikergirl April 28, 2020
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Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.
Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.
by lilurb July 8, 2009
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Calvenator

A calvenator is a small or large dent in a wiffle ball bat after it has been struck by a wiffle ball.
Timmy hit the wiffle ball so hard the bat got a calvenator.
by Remes January 6, 2008
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calley

Calley is the most nicest person a live and the person you will have the most fun with. And everyone loves calley cause she is sooo ohhh sooo sexy.Everyong envies calley and she is also known as calleybaby.Calley loves rock music..and is quite the origional white chick.
Calley is addicted to the drug of lust.hehe
by karibaby May 3, 2005
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