Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

Thunder Calves

Very muscualr calves on a man or woman, usually unproportional with the rest of the body.

Wow! Look at his thunder calves! He must work them out 24/7!

by Setter02 December 11, 2011

Calves

adj.

1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially

when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.

2. Another word for Will.

3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.

Dude how come you don;t come out anymore? I hope you aren't becoming a calves.

by Johnny Matrix December 10, 2010

H-calves

a very cute&attractive male, with a gorgeous smile and eyes to match. usually tall, and smart, and plays basketball. cept he has an ego the size of Mt. Rushmore.

Me: Wow, look at H-calves isnt he dreamy?
Girl: Yeah, except for his big head.

by x3kadnam December 9, 2009

Calves from Hell

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.

"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."

by gary69_ March 29, 2023

Small Calves Syndrome

A little known hereditary illness that prevents the calf muscle from experiencing proper muscle hypertrophy(muscle growth).

This illnes is common in those with a passion for lifting. This may be due to an alteration in the tREN-062 gene, that results in the passion for lifting, aswell as the syndrome.

"Its not becouse i dont train them, its because of my small calves syndrome."

by Gymbro. March 8, 2022

Big calves

When someone is so smart, that they show possible symptoms of Autism. They must have extra brains in their calves.

You know the birth dates of every Avenger? You must have big calves.

by theDudeYouNevaKnow August 11, 2022