Calsexual

Someone who maintains a vigorous and violent sexual relationship with their shoes.

Look at Daniel he is such a calsexual.

by les61an July 21, 2020

Calsineb

/ˈkalsineb/
noun
the name of the all-powerful empty 2-liter sprite bottle that gives karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas, spritekat) his pure, raw vibes. if you see this bottle you most likely will not live to see another day.

"CALSINEB. THE DESTROYER. THE HATEFUL. THE FUCKING TWO LITER MENACE. Blessed by Ronald himself. It intimidates all. It strikes fear into the hearts of those who dare call themselves the gods of this world. You shalt not fucketh with Calsineb."

by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

calsie

is very slow and dumb but is v cool

damn calsie be looking swag today

by lynn can October 1, 2021

calsi

stupid ass bot that is not consistent and kinda bias

/wish im handsome
calsi: 0%
/wish im ugly
calsi: 100%
fuck you

by KingOfFaith August 31, 2021

Calsey

Calsey is a name of a person who is very kind and lighthearted. They will support you no matter what. If they don't support you then they will say it in a very polite way

Hey Calsey!!

by AshThePartyCrasher November 23, 2021

Calsopaleve

The sexiest, most juiciest, most satisfying orgasm in the whole wide world xx Mwah

This word refers to the sexual position of the historic cavemen when they first invented orgasms and vibrators.
This word is something in which refers to the worship of women.

AHHHHHHH I LOVE WHEN YOU CALSOPALEVE ME!! EUGH!

*she squirmed*

by Ilovewomenyay October 31, 2023

calssic

Function: adjective

1 : serving as a standard of SECONDARY excellence, not the best <it was calssic sex/weed/fun/music>
2 : almost historically memorable, but may soon be forgotten
3 : not quite classic, but still good to a degree : sub-classic : second rate

"The sexual experiences one would have with Bob Chode, would best be described as calssic."

"That song is calssic, yo!"

"You are one calssic wench!"

by kittykat_kapow November 30, 2003