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Caliber

Exceling in charm, incredibly good looking. Perfection.
Firas is so caliber!
by Tiggerliciousness December 20, 2008
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john calipari

former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds
yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy
by mrzero1982 March 31, 2009
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Calipari

A person who enjoys the taste of their own shit
That guys is a Calipari
by Kam Talley October 22, 2009
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CaliJersey

In California, random areas of many new jersians. usually excellent jersey surfers looking for year round good waves and weather. One example would be San Diego, where many Ocean Citians reside.
CaliJersey lifestyle would be Jersey Summers Cali Winters
by Cali-Jersian February 29, 2008
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.50 caliber

.50 caliber rifle=effective and accurate over 1000 yards and very powerful. Can penetrate concrete and 1 inch plate sleel. Primarily used in competition and military and police applications. Rifle weighs 25-35 pounds, and is available in single, bolt, and semi-auto. The belt-fed .50 cal auto can be mounted to vehicles, ships, and war-planes. The cheapest .50 cal is around $3,000.00 (US) and is single shot only. Must be fired with a bi-pod or benchrest from the shoulder.

.50 caliber black powder=slow and good to about 100 yards, comparable to a 12 gauge slug. Can kill most medium to large game. Loaded from the muzzle; the primer, powder and bullet (sabot), are loaded one at a time. Primarily used for hunting. This weapon is available for under $200.00 (US).

.50 AE=handgun cartridge for the Desert Eagle semi-auto, camparable to the .44magnum, maybe good to 50yards. A little too much recoil to get an effective follow-up shot for personal defense. Too heavy and large to conceal. A "look what kind of gun I have" gun. Not very pratical for any application, except show and tell. You can get a Desert Eagle for around $1,100.00 (US), the gold tiger-striped DE goes for $1,800 (US). Magnum Research.

.500=the largest caliber REVOLVER available, with a scope, this handgun can be accurate to over 250 yards. Primarily used for hunting and protection in the wild. Available in stainless only, prices start at $800.00 (US)on up. Taurus and Smith & Wesson.
Jerry was having the time of his life when he got to shoot the .50 at the range.

Steve was pissed when he missed the buck of his life when he missed with his .50 caliber black powder.

I'll know that I have made it when I can blow $1,500 on a DE .50AE show gun.

The bear was pissed and chased me until I opened up his chest cavity with 6 shots from my .500.
by wibruk September 6, 2008
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CaliPORNia

CaliPORNia - Term used to describe the geographical place of Ultimate Glamorization & Commercial Success of the Adult Entertainment & Aesthetic Visual Media Industries i.e. Hollywood, Plastic Surgery, etc.
"Look at her man...them boobs can't be real, but she's hot, she must be from CaliPORNia!"
by sea dawgg April 24, 2010
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Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"
Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers
by RicoRy August 20, 2020
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