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Caligula

1. one of the most egotistical, violent, depraved, arrogant, narcistic SMFs in history. During his short reign as Emperor of the Roman Empire, he promoted a personality cult with vainglorious building projects promoting himself. He declared himself to be a god. He committed incest with his sisters and married a whore just to have an heir. He was an absolute SMF, raped a married couple at a party, had people tortured and raped while he dined, sent part of an audience in a coliseum into a pit of beasts because he was bored, waged a phony invasion of Britain, and subverted the Roman Senate by turning the chambers into a brothel. He made one of his horses a council and slept with it too. His name is infamous because of all this and more and he was brutally assassinated by the Praetorian Guard.
2. a movie produced by Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine, released in late 1979. It would probably be rated NC-17 by today's standards because it's a 'normal' plot-scripted film with numerous real pornographic acts scattered thruout.

3. any such person who displays such personality traits. NOT A COMPLEMENT. Lately, it's been Donald Trump.
1. Donald Trump, like Caligula usurped power and abused it to the max. He fits ALL the character traits of that disgusting infamous Roman emperor.

2. On the last night of the Trump dictatorship, I surfed the net and saw YouTube footage concerning the deposings of the dictators Niccolò Ceausescu of Romania and Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Both those assholes met their end violently. Then I was referred to a German-dubbed version of the 1979 film 'Caligula' in its entirety. The porn scenes were sickening and hard to watch but I watched the whole film because i knew that SMF was overthrown and I WANTED TO SEE HIM DIE. I have no desire or need to see that movie again, all evil and sicko tyrants meet their end and that's what I got from the movie. The next day, Shitbag traitor left the White House and Joe Biden became President.

3. Donald Trump is a disgraceful repulsive Caligula by every sense of the term. He is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant, sitting on the ground. He is the nadir of American history, social/political cancer, a scummy treasonous sexual deviant who needs to be executed.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022
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Caligulastocracy

A government run by a narcissistic sociopath that gleefully abuses children, women and vulnerable people. Surrounded by sycophants and enablers, they commit unthinkable atrocities.
Keeping innocent children separated from their families locked in cages without adequate provisions is what can occur in a Caligulastocracy.
by Bryce Morganthau July 13, 2019
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Caligula

A 1979 film about the fall of the Roman Empire. The movie was produced by Penthouse Magazine and had three directors; Gore Vidal, Bob, Guccione, and Tinto Brass. The movie was pornographic and one of the few scenes worth watching is the execution scene with a decapitating machine that killed Marco.

Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."

Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Caligula: If all of Rome just had one neck.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?

Caligula: Scrot.....

Praetorian Guard: So be it!

Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla

ende.....
by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2021
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reverse caligula

A sexual position/act where the woman pretends that the man is Caligula, and she is the horse, and revenge is afoot.

Taken from a Questionable Content guest comic by Something Positive author, Randy Milholland.
Last night I asked my girlfriend to perform a reverse Caligula. She said neigh.
by a clever stratagem July 23, 2010
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Combover Caligula

An appropriate nickname for the 45th occupant of the Oval Office.
When you think about it, Combover Caligula fits EX-prezzie DJT perfectly in so many ways.
by J. Kendall Dane June 6, 2021
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caliguire

i caliguire. sometimes.
by wade January 23, 2004
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clementine caligula

The clementine Caligula once again used race to divide America and obscure his real motives in being President: PERSONAL ENRICHMENT.
by Paughnque October 4, 2017
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