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You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts
Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC
Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine
You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot
The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo
Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you
Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes
A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover
You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December
Sports are not a game its life
When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one
Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers
When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie
When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand
Half the people aren’t who they really are
Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake
Perfection isn’t expected its reality
A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol
The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students
When almost half of the population hates living here
But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people
screw that
none of it's true
You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts
Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC
Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine
You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot
The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo
Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you
Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes
A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover
You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December
Sports are not a game its life
When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one
Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers
When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie
When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand
Half the people aren’t who they really are
Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake
Perfection isn’t expected its reality
A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol
The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students
When almost half of the population hates living here
But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people
screw that
none of it's true
by live love laugh May 2, 2006
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Get the Canaan mug.A beautiful, but insecure girl, who is constantly fighting and searching for the good in the world. She is intelligent and funny and will always be there when you need her. Anybody would be lucky to have a Calantha in their life.
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by Elderbob February 7, 2008
Get the calvano mug.A small suburb of New York city located approximately 1 hour (by car or train) NW of manhattan. New Canaan is often characterized as the home of alcoholic children and popped-collar snobs, but is in fact a great community. If you're looking to raise a family, you'll be hard pressed to find a safer, more wholesome environment for your children. The public schools (although ranked very highly) do suffer from some of the moral decay written about by previous visitors to this site. However, for younger children, there are great pre-K programs such as Toddler Time and Beginners at New Canaan Country School. The town center is friendly and alive, with a good selection of restaurants and shops. Supermarkets are close, with an even greater variety of outlets available within 20 minutes driving distance. Home styles vary from very modest residences near town to sprawling estates with sweeping lawns, pools, and tennis courts. New Canaan does lack ethnic and religious diversity, as it has long been considered less than welcoming to non-WASPs. However, all the cultural diversity New York City has to offer is only an hour away.
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