by Anonymous July 09, 2003
by tony sholty December 23, 2005
A derogatory term for a Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Cakers have bad taste for absolutely everything, including music, film, sports, food, style and the opposite sex. Cakers love and get drunk off cheap beer and put ketchup and maple syrup on almost anything they eat. Cakers are big fans of hockey and follow the sport religiously. Toronto is the Mecca of Cakers.
A: What is Eric doing today?
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker
by TowTruck December 31, 2012
Term used for someone who has been fired or forced to resign from their job, hence there being no cake to eat at a going away party.
Person 1: Too bad about Frank resigning. When's the party? Person 2: There's isn't one. He's a no caker.
by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010
A person who does not wipe their rectum with extremities such as toilet paper or hands after excreting stool. The term comes from the build-up of feces in and around the rectum, resulting in a "cake-like" texture.
by ariesmod January 20, 2018
Man, Sammy had a totally bitchin' caker last weekend for his birthday. I think our entire third grade class was there.
by Jibba22 July 22, 2008
by cakerchic October 04, 2008