caker

a man who works out regularly but remains overweight....kinda like a new world "beefcake"

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

caker

cake eatin fool such as nicole morrow

i am a caker every day during third hour

by tony sholty December 28, 2005

Caker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Cakers have bad taste for absolutely everything, including music, film, sports, food, style and the opposite sex. Cakers love and get drunk off cheap beer and put ketchup and maple syrup on almost anything they eat. Cakers are big fans of hockey and follow the sport religiously. Toronto is the Mecca of Cakers.

A: What is Eric doing today?
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker

by TowTruck December 31, 2012

No Caker

Term used for someone who has been fired or forced to resign from their job, hence there being no cake to eat at a going away party.

Person 1: Too bad about Frank resigning. When's the party? Person 2: There's isn't one. He's a no caker.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

Caker

A person who does not wipe their rectum with extremities such as toilet paper or hands after excreting stool. The term comes from the build-up of feces in and around the rectum, resulting in a "cake-like" texture.

"I don't wipe my ass after I shit."
"Oh, fellow caker!"

by ariesmod January 20, 2018

Caker

The wee ones version of a kegger, with cake subbed for keg.

Man, Sammy had a totally bitchin' caker last weekend for his birthday. I think our entire third grade class was there.

by Jibba22 August 17, 2008

Caker

Means a person who is full of utter crap (shit) and talks nothing but cake.

YOu shuch a fricking caker, god!

by cakerchic January 20, 2009