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Ass Cakes

In Israel:

Ass cakes is basiclly a really bad dope, bad hash- So bad that it smells like Ass Cakes.
Janet: "Matt, Why is there so much ASS in the cake?!"

Matt: "Damn Ass Cakes material, ey"
by Rasta J March 29, 2009
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ASS CAKE

another word for a cookie that has no eggs :)
WOW THAT ASS CAKE WAS DELICIOUS- BECAUSE I COULDNT TASTE THE EGGS
by nittynora December 23, 2010
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Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021
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chocolate ass cake

n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 22, 2004
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Bitch Ass Cake

A term used when angry or something goes wrong.

Origins: Created when much effort was put into a recipe for a cake and even though it came out perfect it still tasted horrible. Creator = Jackie.
"Hey did you hear we have a test in History?"
"Really? Bitch ass cake!"
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bridgette ass cake

A man or boy that is dumb as hell and likes to get his ass beat
That kid chris is a bridgette ass cake, I am going to beat the shit out of that Bridgette ass cake
by ScottWillette October 11, 2006
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Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.
Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.
by Thedirtybaker February 1, 2023
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