when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe
by the_cactus February 12, 2010
that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa
it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it
it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it
by Bluzare June 1, 2020
by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016
Cactus, the ultimate in quality telephone-based harassment, has been around since the early 1990's. Cactus, as well as cacti, are, indeed, very sharp plants capable of terrible disfigurment and have been attributed to 2 deaths in Bosnia and 5 in The Ukraine. However, the word cactus used alone in a telephone call is not only confusing, but disruptive and annoying. Using the word cactus, one can baffle a foreigner in some far-off country like New Jersey at 2 a.m. or his driving instructor in person just as easily. Cactus has also morphed into the sub-cactus-counter-cultural-uber-1337 word, kaktuß.
Know the cactus. Be the cactus. Fear the cactus.
Know the cactus. Be the cactus. Fear the cactus.
by Kyosti Nyyssonen February 4, 2005
by bighugejake January 23, 2008
a formal way to call someone of the african decent black or nigga. It can also include people with the skin disease called chocolate pudding melanoma.
NIGGA! it be cactus night at KFC.. free kool aid son.
That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.
That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital
That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.
That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital
by ole dirty bastard May 9, 2006
by sparky October 30, 2004