cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017

cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

by bradk October 1, 2013

mask cocking

When a person wears their face mask and covers their mouth but leaves their nose hanging out and exposed.

People need to cover their noses too when they wear face masks instead of mask cocking with their noses hanging out.

by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020

cocking it off

slang male masturbating

High on speed, I ended up cocking it off all night

by Robert James Pilcher September 1, 2008

cackling hens

When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.

Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please

by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013

sheet caking

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017

cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017