Cadbury's Creampie

When you fist a girl with a Cadburys Creme Egg in your hand and break it inside her

Fancy a Cadbury's Creampie love?

by Spinggaldick November 22, 2025

Cadbury Shots

'Scrumptious Cadbury milk chocolate, wrapped in a crispy shell'

1. Taste bloody lovely
2. Thin crispy chocolate on the outside and soft chocolate on the inside.

Some say they taste like minstrels, but instead of the disk shape, shots are ball shaped.

Person A: I see you have a pack Cadbury Shots.

Person B: Yeah, want some?

Person A: Sure !!

Person B: Oh my god there so nice!!

by CraynosX5 August 8, 2009

cadbury steam boiler

A sexual act where the female shoves a Cadbury Creme Egg up the male's ass. The male then crushes it and unleashes an unrelenting torrent of gas to shoot the egg pieces on the female's face.

I gave Susan a Cadbury steam boiler last night and she was really into it!

by the rush of fools September 17, 2017

Cadbury Surprise

A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.

Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Cadbury sea cakes

Hot delicious steamed salmon oozing with caramel and fish oil... Covered in heavy chocolate, and doused in cod liver oil.... The outer shell is stuffed with fish entrails and heavy, vanilla creame.

"I needs my cadbury sea cakes now bitch"

by Bill Gates August 7, 2004

cadbury smash

hash

the cadbury smash nowadays just puts your brain to mush
(in a scottish accent)

by jimdingz July 25, 2011

cadbury cul de sac

the rectum/ anus as used by homosexuals. Reference is to faeces and a blind ended passage. Cadbury refers to British chocolate manufacturer.

Is your Joey going out with a girl? No, he prefers the Cadbury cul de sac.

by RFN February 22, 2008