Carbed

To force feed someone carbohydrates in large quantities.

Dan was on the Paleo diet, and so I tied him down and carbed him until he puked

by DGGG January 14, 2013

muf cabbadge

a penis that is so messed up that it looks like the top of a muffin or cabbadge

Holy shit! Did you see Ronnie's penis? Its such a muf cabbadge!

by jerseyman October 18, 2010

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

Ice cubbed

When you suck on someone's nipples with an ice cube in your mouth. 50 Shades of Grey style!

Lexi got ice cubbed last night!

by Trailer boy March 25, 2017

get cobbed

a synonym for the phrase get fucked often used by vegans and christian moms

Becky is so rude. That bitch can get cobbed.

by chronic migraine January 24, 2019

crabbed

To crab is to steal or take something that isn't yours or to 'pinch' it. People changed from using the verb to pinch, to use the word crab as this is the thing a beach crab would do.

John crabbed all of my lunch today. He's such a crab.

by fezza March 15, 2015

cabled

When you grab a 40 and an 8 ball and get all fucked up

Want to get fucking cabled tonight, just grabbed a 40 and an 8 ball

by Yk5 July 26, 2016