buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

by your mom September 3, 2003

butthookery

Hooliganism; any act that would normally be considered socially unacceptable, or that leads to catastrophe. Usually used in a light hearted manner.

"Charlie Sheen, upon deciding to be crazy, went on a rampage of butthookery and hooliganism. He was unstoppable, but certainly wasn't winning."

by notrenavy February 9, 2013

buttpoker

A derogatory term for any homosexual in general. See butt pirate or ass bandit.

Look at that fucking buttpoker kissing his boyfriend! What a fag! Let's go kill his dog!

by A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. October 23, 2005

butthackers

A butthacker is a homosexual male who cruises the straight bar scene, trying to pick-up on straight men. A pain in the ass (No pun intended). asshacker, shithacker, butt fly,

We used to go to Strange Willies, but not any more, the place is over-run with butthackers.

by Jim Inman August 28, 2006

BUTHOCKER

A BOWEL MOVEMENT AFTER A WEEKEND OF DRINKING THAT WHEN YOU FLUSH, SWIRLS AROUND LIKE A HOCKER OR EGG WHITES. IT IS USUALLY BLACK IN COLOR.

MAN I JUST LEFT A MAJOR BUTHOCKER IN THE WALMART SHITTER!

by IAMRASPUTIN September 30, 2011

buttbooked

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

by drmaestas March 8, 2010

Buttholder

a) someone who holds your butt when you aren't using it
b) underwear

I got an awesome new buttholder.

by avrilanche March 27, 2011