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Buttfloss

The act of taking a towel or shirt you never want to use again and clean your butt crack. Usually in a dental flossing type motion. Really cleans out the butt.
Dude I have the worst case of swass, I am going to have buttfloss this shit...
by Jade Canyon July 18, 2018
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buttflake

the stuff underneath ur fingernails after u scrath ur ass; also used as a term like butthead, an insult much as nubcake
Ace, you are a buttflake.
by Toad October 25, 2004
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Buttflection

The mirror image of your butt created by the still water in the toilet. Aids in assuring you do not have any cliff hangers before you go to wipe.
I looked down at the buttflection and did not like what i saw. A massive pile o crap had yet to fall into the toilet.
by goony44 November 4, 2011
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Buttflick

1. Anything containing excessive amount of butts (video,movie,picture,etc.)
2. A person with a nice or big butt
3. To flick someone's butt
1. "Dude,did you see that Nikki Minaj Anaconda video?"

"Yeah,it's definitely a buttflick!"
2. Iggy Azalea is such a buttflick
3. That guy just buttflicked me,WTF!
by buttflick October 3, 2014
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buttly

To exhibit the attributes of a butthead.

To be unnecessarily difficult, hard headed, or demanding.
Stop being so buttly.
When it is time to get the kids out the door for school they always act so buttly.
by ekimatuan October 12, 2022
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buttly

To act like an asshole or jerk. First coined by LG on the forum for a national book swapping site.
"Stop being so buttly!"

"I'm sorry I was so buttly. Will you please forgive me?"
by Lyn Glover November 26, 2007
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buttflakes

Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
by hokey dokey August 29, 2008
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