butterloaf

a pasty turd, not quite a solid. the consistancy of margerin or butter

Hey bob i just pinched a butterloaf the size your head!

by RDZombie February 7, 2008

butterflairies

i is queen of them.

being me

by jessabel and mr. turnip October 16, 2003

ButterFlavoredPopDork

A moron who forgot to take his meds and obsesses over others critical of his guru, Bob Brinker

Baghdad ButterFlavoredPopDork carries on, just like his two "B" counterparts.... Bob Brinker, the Investment Spin Master and Baghdad Bob, the Minister of Information.

by one_of_a_1000_aliases April 22, 2003

Butterflowers

A horrible attempt to make a decent spread of flowers.
A bad or even disgusting arrangement of flowers in a flower box, flower pot, and etc.

Wow i love everything about her house butterflowers.
That girl has everything going on butterflowers.
Everything at her funeral looked good butterflowers.

by mrdeetothejay April 30, 2011

butterfooter

When a male partner licks butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) out of a female counterpart's ear, while she smears butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) all over his penis, then proceeds to give him a foot job (a hand job, but with feet) with that butter.

"Oh my god, Becky gave me the BEST butterfooter of my entire life last night, I was completely amazed by 'what dat foot do.'"

"Do you mind if I hit up Becky? Heard her butterfooter game was a 10."

by Brybread December 29, 2016

butterfat

Jizz mixed with butter when you use butter as lube.

"Damn, yesterday my couch was covered in butterfat!

by CucumbersInButter May 4, 2018

Butterflocks

When a person is nervous, and they eat BECAUSE they are nervous, they have butterflocks.

Gorgieo: "man im so nervous (*eats cake) ive got butterflys in my stomach."
Estavon: "More like butterflocks."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019