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I can't believe it's not butter!

The exact opposite of a butter face. A girl who has a great face but not a good body.
I diagnosed myself with I can't believe it's not butter! I so need to start working out!
by Kaydaymuchluv81 December 1, 2011
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I can't believe it's not butter!

A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.

The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.
Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!
by Sionw October 14, 2018
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I can't believe it's not butter

Insult used with somebody's name, used if the person has man boobs
"Whoa, you see that guy's man boobs?"

"Yeah, I can't believe it's not butter"
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spread it like peanut butter jelly

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.
E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!
by VisualizeIt August 24, 2015
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I can't believe it's not butter

is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.
"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."

Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!
by prosebrosproductions June 19, 2010
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it's not butter

This burger was ok, but it's not butter.
by euphemismo September 26, 2006
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kiss it better

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.
-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"
by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017
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