Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

Texas Butter Churn by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Canadian Butter Churn

Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.

Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.

Canadian Butter Churn by BigAgitator August 1, 2008

amish butter churn

Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.

After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.

amish butter churn by John Byrnes December 13, 2007

West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

West Virginia Butter churn by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019

The Butter Churn

When you pour warm milk in a girls vagina and alternate fucking speeds until it solidifies into butter...the next morning you trick her into eating said butter.

Guy: We Made good butter last night while we did the Butter Churn.
Girl: Yea...mmm this toast is good.
Guy: hehehe

The Butter Churn by I <3 Toast June 23, 2007

Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant

"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"

Alabama butter churn by NotNath April 15, 2021

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

Amish butter churn by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024