businessman 

criminal

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".

businessman by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

businessman 

A person who leeches off the talents/skills of other people to make a living.

businessman says "We can double the work and pay person X 1/3 more money."

businessman by phphacker March 12, 2011

Businessman 

N - A con who is very successful in cheating people's money, even a little Child. A successful businessman could make their retarded dumb ass victim come back willingly and let them cheat their money again and again.

Ronald McDonald is a very successful businessman

Businessman by Mokonamon July 20, 2008

businessman 

A guy who thinks he's cool, because he bought some junk for a few coins less than the normal price. In fact, he is a greedy loser.

-hey, I heard Bavo bought a Playstation 2 for $50 in case of $49.99!

-Wow! He's a real businessman!

businessman by Robbie_owns_you January 29, 2008

businessman 

A man or women who has the ability to con employees to continue to work for them under apauling conditions to continue developing the same business under different names for them so that they can con customers into purchasing a product or service that never delivers what it intended too whilst inventing new ways of creating takeovers so that they can justify not paying commissions to their agents or sales people.

Majority of Internet Driven Businesses offering a product or service that sounds too good to be true.

businessman by Dilbert October 21, 2004

businessmanbelal

BusinessmanBelal is a legend in the community, he is known for doing deals like buying a mansion for 1.3 Million Great British Pounds.

Legend says that he owns a family called "The businessmen", these people will go after the "Opps" in the hit game "Da hood" and after they have ran them down they vigorously stomp the "Opps" and call them words like "Black"

bro did you see businessmanBelal run down the opps

Yeah bro, he stomped them and called them black

businessmanbelal by Jacskanji August 2, 2023

theoretical businessman

A person who is more concerned with his product or passion to worry about how to make money. First coined by Stephen Colbert to describe Brian Greene, a theoretical physicist, and his organization, World Science U.

Stephen: "Does this cost anything?"
Brian: "No it's free."
Stephen: "How does the university make its money? Off the football team?"
Brian: "That's a good question. I don't know, I don't think about those things. I just want to get good material out there to the world."
Stephen: "You're a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!"

theoretical businessman by bernhot February 22, 2014