Bushism

(n) Def: Any phrase relating to or consisting of complete idiocy

Derivation: George W. Bush's lack of intellect in common speech.

"Fool me once....shame on....shame on uhhh you....fool me...bu'er umm...can't get fooled again!"

by Mack Master Merv February 1, 2004

Bushism

An extremely stupid comment made by the American idiot, George W. Bush.

An example of a Bushism: On May 30th, 2003 George Bush stated, "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."

by Kate P. April 10, 2006

Bushism

A statement made by George W. Bush that makes little-no sense, and/or violates basic rules of grammar.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three
nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable
in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to
do something about it."
May 2001

by iwas April 17, 2003

Bushism

A completely mindless and idiotic statement made by our *beloved* president.

"Our enemies will stop at nothing to harm our people and our country, and neither will we."

by maraudersmap5210 November 21, 2004

Bushism

One of the many idiotic remarks that chimpanzee in the white house has made during his lifetime.

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." - George W. Bush, January 29, 2003.

by Osama bin Ladin January 3, 2004

Bushism

A linguistic derivation of Buddhism by the 43rd president of the United States. Philosophy that excessive desire to speak properly will cause suffering that leads to an endless cycle of reincarnation. Excessive conveyance of clear meaning is believed to cause the speaker and listener to focus on the suffering in the world and the desire to change it. As a result, the practioner of Bushism must try to avoid falling into the trap of "making sense," so as to envelop conversants in mystic contemplation of what was really said.

"I am responisible for all my mistakes. And so are you."

"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace when we find a senior who has to choose between food and medicine-that's not our vision of America."

"The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual -- are going to undermine his campaign."

by Republicignoramican October 29, 2004

Bushism

A statement made by precident George W Bush that is either inconprehensible/defies all laws of grammer/is just plain stupid.

Space is still a high priority for NASA/
We must oblittrify the Afghanistanians (this has never been said by the president but it sounds like something he should say)

by Chris Lanyon October 2, 2003