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Moses Burning Bush

Instead of saying JESUS CRIST! You can say Moses Burning Bush. Only used by the extremely coolioolio people in the world. Get out of the norm, say Moses Burning Bush! when your angry instead of JESUS CRIST!
"Moses Burning Bush! That little rug rat bit me on the arm!"
by Coolioolio May 13, 2007
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Burning bush

Paul Santasari
OMG, Paul has such a burning bush
by Sahil Patel August 22, 2003
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Burning bush

When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire
Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!
by No giggling August 1, 2019
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The Burning Bush

The name given when urinating onto a bush, preferably when you are dehydrated and your urine is yellow, creating a visual metaphor of the Biblical passage.
Moses: 'Wow look! Johnny's creating The Burning Bush'
James: 'Wow, how cool'
by DrDIY December 12, 2014
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Burning bush

Wrong. Because Cain and Abel both talk directly to God. So, they were both perfectly capable of gazing upon it.
Hym "Yeah, your burning bush thing is wrong. The thing you said about God being to good to gaze upon or whatever. Cain and Abel were both able to talk to it directly. Which means.... Maybe it was just the Moses' who can't look at it 😸 Maybe you just gotta be one of the extra special God's favorite ones to look at it... Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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burn that bush

when she wants your D
guy:no, I like to keep it au naturel
girl:lemme burn that bush for u
by ffsdfsfs June 4, 2016
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burning bush

Burning Bush is what Moses saw up on the mountain. Moses came back to camp after going for a long hike up the hill, and when everybody asked him "where you been?" he jabbered about a שִׂיחַ a discourse -- he talked to somebody. But שִׂיחַ also means "bush" in Hebrew. So this story got started that all the jibberjabber came from a bush. And then the story got jazzed up to be a burning bush, because they were making fun of how this bush was what Urban Dictionary calls a burning bush -- a cunt that's been seasoned with hot sauce just for cunnilungus. Somehow that joke became THE most widely told story all over the world -- about the Burning Bush.
Hymie's girlfriend's burning bush was really talkin' to him last week -- gave him a real megillah and he had to tell us the whole story.
by Richard808 February 27, 2021
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