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redner [beamer]

When the blood rushes to the face because you are highly humiliated.

It's typically Northern Irish and if you get one, you'll know about it. Some wee millie or spide is bound to say, "oh mo -iy luuuud your redner, scundered" - wee fuckers
I fell outside the shap in front of jantie and had a big redner.
by Lemmalola July 1, 2005
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breamer

A breamer is a large akwardly shaped mechanism strapped like a baby to the front of ones chest or torso. This item is used to help one bream, or in real people terms, breath.

Back in the days, the breamer was nothing but an old fire hose shoved in your throat and plugged into a fan.
But now adays, you can purchase the breamer2000 s60x breamanator wireless glow-in-the-dark water proof breamer with built in features such as bremo-expresso for a quick breath to get you going in the morning and the built in sundial to keep track of the time all day.
Whats that mister? Its my breamer. Cant bream without it.

I cant bream! Wheres my breamer?!

Man, the air on mount everest is sure hard do bream. I really wish i had my breamer right now.

Thanks to my breamer, my underwater expeditions last longer than 45 seconds!
by shymanski January 4, 2007
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Beamer the size of china

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.
by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011
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bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber
John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010
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beamer

"Dude, your uncle's beamer is sweet! I wish I could afford one"
"It's 'bimmer', you fucktard, and you'll never be able to afford one because stupid people are poors."
by billobob August 10, 2006
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todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom
“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.
by Suck a toe January 7, 2019
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todd beamer

When terrorists hijacked flight United Airlines Flight 93. Todd Beamer and his fellow passengers banded together and fought the hijackers for control of the plane. They crashed the plane into a field in Pennsylvania killing the hijackers and saving the lives of everyone at Flight 93s intended target. His last known words "Lets Roll!" has been widely used after 9/11
by BigShlongJohn October 1, 2019
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