beach brownie

A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.

Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."

by Casuarina June 13, 2009

brownie goggles

one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.

'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'

by Lady in the Lake July 21, 2006

Brownie Soup

When a male does anal and his partner has diarrhea all over his penis.

"Damn, he just got Brownie Souped!"

by NRSchertz August 29, 2016

Brownies à La Mode

The occasion in which defalcation and ejaculation occur simultaneously. Also may be referred to as shitting and cumming

“Dang! That guy’s layin’ logs and sploogin’ sauce! He’s makin’ Brownies à La Mode!”

by sandwichdanger July 22, 2020

Belly Brownie

When your titty-fucking a chick, and you leave a streak of shit across her belly, racing stripe style.

After leaving the bar, we went to her house, and I gave her a belly brownie.

by Distrbd68 October 21, 2009

clutching your brownies

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

Cosmic Brownie

the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.

Bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
Bob: holy shit im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
Bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.

by cosmicbrownielover July 21, 2011