Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004
by fuckenturtle April 10, 2020
Person 1: Dude what are you buying for lunch today?
Person 2: Dude my mom didnt give me money for lunch today so im brown bagging it.
Person 1: LAME!!!!!!
Person 2: Dude my mom didnt give me money for lunch today so im brown bagging it.
Person 1: LAME!!!!!!
by gusto September 23, 2005
by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009
"If you don't wear a rubber, your sons face will suffer, brown bag a bitch... brown bag a bitch" -Dingleberry Enterprises
by P.F. Dingleberry March 13, 2009
to use a disposable, usually paper, bag to carry something. used most commonly by grammar school teachers, where students are going on a trip and should bring their lunch in a disposable container (usually a plastic or paper bag) instead of a metal or plastic lunch boxes
kid: mom, i cant find my lunch box.
mom: there's no time to look, just grab your sandwich and brown bag it.
mom: there's no time to look, just grab your sandwich and brown bag it.
by Mystic Bacon November 28, 2007
When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.
by Deeptoot123 September 13, 2011