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brown-noser

Alike to the term ass kisser, brown-noser is a person who obviously has his/her head to close to the dirty arse of some person (or something).
Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's conservative arse, such a fucking brown-noser.
by Dammo June 7, 2004
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Brown-noser

(Br-ou-n no-z-r)
Someone that is always sticking their nose into other peoples buisness. A drama queen.
The woman ran out of friends because she had a bad habbit of being a brown-noser.
by Batterybob September 25, 2018
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Brown-noser

Someone who is so far up someone’s ass their nose is brown.
Nikko fixed their door knob the other day, what a brown-noser.
by Whorefrog1 August 1, 2018
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Given'er the Brown Noser

When you have your girl on her hands and knees. Then you proceed to eat her pussy from behind. Getting your face and nose deep in her ass.
I woke up this morning with ass juice on my nose. That's the last time I will be given'er the Brown Noser.
by Gooey Lewy May 3, 2019
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Sneaky Little Brown Noser With a Hidden Agenda

A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.

Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."

A: Heather is such a damn suck up.

B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
by This Feels Right February 9, 2010
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cincinnati brown noser

(noun, adjective): Traditionally, a brown noser is a person that likes to suck up or hang off the balls of a superior (boss, or teacher). A Cincinnati Brown Noser is quite different, it is much more sexual in nature. The proper definition is when a man 69's a woman with him being on top, in the process he sharts on her face, effectively gving her a brown nose. Also, another way to know it's the real deal is if the man laughs for at least 5 minutes after the deed is done.
Guy: "Dude did you here buddy gave his girl a Cincinnati Brown Noser, he said he laughed for 5 minutes uncontrollably, isn't that awesome!!"

Dude: "Wow guy that's dope, I better go eat some Skyline Chili, cause I was planning on doing the same thing tonight!!"
by frizzby April 10, 2007
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Bigland Brown Nose

A term describing an individual who rigorously supports an elitist system masquerading as a government/organisation that supports a democratic society with values that are just.
The person is known as a 'Brown Nose' for obvious reasons in that he is by far the most vocal supporter of this hypocritical group. Often adopting himself as a mouthpiece for that organisation.
The term 'Bigland' however, comes from more historical times during the division of property ownership. The person showing the most loyalty to the crown or local landlord was given the first choice of what land he got. Often this land would be the most fertile and the biggest patch available - hence they became a 'Big-Land' owner which through the passage of time and supposedly due to local dialects because pronounced 'bigland'. This would in term lead to them being known as ‘Big Land owning Brown Noses’ which gradually changed to ‘Bigland Brown Nose’ because it is more flexible and can be used in a wider variety of circumstances.
In contemporary examples, Bigland Brown Noses become so well acquainted with those in power, they can afford to adopt a smug and often pompous attitude because they know there is little chance of them falling from grace whilst those they support have power.
In today’s society the most obvious place for a Bigland Brown Nose is national government. A government that, for example, stands for equality throughout the nation, yet adopts a blatant elitist attitude that could even go so far as to be described as a proletariat would make great use of a Bigland Brown Nose- who would fend off criticism - often with prepared answers that simply sidestep the issue and aim at discrediting and belittling critics often employing the use of official discourse in doing so.
by A. G. Grieved September 24, 2008
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