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baby shit brown

Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
baby shit brown by Telephony October 26, 2013
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baby shit brown

A colour that is inexplicably the shade of a baby's fresh-laid shitstain. Not quite milk-chocolate brown, but light greyish brown with an iridescent tinge of green. The BIC lighter you never want to have.
I went to sit on Andy's bed and saw skidmarks that were baby shit brown.
baby shit brown by pHarmer51 July 16, 2010

baby browns 

Let me see your baby Browns babe!
baby browns by Evangelina June 18, 2018

baby browne 

A strapping young wipper snapper of the browne family. Used as a pet name during daring sex.
"oh baby browne, how i am enjoying this daring sex."
baby browne by browne lover January 21, 2010