brohan dude

A word used for your friend when you have been doing cocaine all night.

Sean: Want another line brohan dude?
Dan: Hell yeah brohan dude.

by Fuck OFFenmeiger October 26, 2006

brohan

The sub-species of rohans that are the complete definition of "gigachad". Every time a rohan walks into the room, all the girls immediately become pregnant and start orgasming intensely. Rohans are the type of people you would smash every day of the week in the least gay way possible, and sheerely just to feel their massive throbbing cocks.

person 1 (boy): oh hey, the brohan came to the party.
Person 2 (girl): I'M PREGNANT *orgasms*

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

BROHAN

a league of legends streamer who has severe ADHD and slight autism

- Have you watched brohan's stream last night?
= Nah man it was just another sleepathon

by GIGACHADO September 6, 2023

Brohan

Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.

-Listen up... "Brohan"!
-Hey, don't call me that... Bro!

by felixh January 2, 2019

Brohan

A fucking traitor who gets a taste of pussy and changes everything about himself

"Where is <friend's name>?"
"He is off buying jeans before heading to the farmers market with bae."
"What a Brohan."

by Willesden Green August 13, 2020