Bretard

at have anal sex with a friends mom

hey randy i Bretarded your mom last night and ur dad watched

by matthew d harris May 15, 2007

Brittarded

several definitions apply to this awesome word!
A)to be a British handicap
B)if your name is Brittany and you're a retard.

example A) "Allo chaps I'm bloody Brittarded" said with a british accent and a handicapped fucktard lisp.
example B) "My name is Brittany, I am Brittarded. Do you like ice cream? I scream for ice cream, Ice cream .. and your mom!"

by Mac and Jack Inc January 24, 2009

Bretard

to rape a friends mother analy

dude you dont know but i Bretarded your mom last night

by matthew d harris May 16, 2007

Britard

To have characteristics related to retardation, including but not limited to drooling, screaming, confusion, and general lack of common sense.

That Britard got drunk broke my coffee table and now is drooling on herself lying on the floor.

by Slimjay4087 December 22, 2014

Britard

A female by the name of Brie or Brianna who obnoxiously loud for no reason whatsoever

Why is Brie so goddamn loud, she’s such a britard

by Jdog676 August 3, 2018

BRILTARD

A word used to describe someone who is brilliant, socially awkward, emotionally stupid, and utterly self-convinced he/she is of a superior class to everyone else around them.

Politically correctness nowadays expects you to refer to such person as intellectually/emotionally/socially/mentally (simultaneously) challenged. This somewhat relates to the historical use of such terms as "stupid smart". It ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.

<<This guy is effn briltarded.

That guy is a briltard. He comes up with brilliant business and tech ideas and designs, then turns around and says/does the dumbest stuff out in public, all while being endlessly self-convinced he knows better than everyone else just because he's rich. Utter briltard!

by Ubel_und_Gefahrlich July 25, 2023