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I can't breatheeee!!!

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!
Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!
by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020
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Belt Warning

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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hot beef taco breath

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.
Duante: Ms. Pounall is so damn sexy plus she has that hot beef taco breath that i love
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015
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Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.
Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?
by 0la0la April 22, 2023
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who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”
by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021
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Belt to ass

I just saw mimi and put belt to ass
by 313mimi February 22, 2023
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cheese-breather

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.
Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals
by Choose Compassion Always April 1, 2020
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