Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.

Pita Bread Tits by VCFL September 19, 2016

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the bread tag

The heavenly bread tag that determines who brings food for the whole group on Monday. The bread tag is majestic and feared.

omg, I hope she gets the bread tag because she can bake!

the bread tag by The bread tag definer August 20, 2020

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Pitta Bread Tits

A Girl With No Boobs.

Girl 1: Lets Go Watch Hollyoaks?
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.

Pitta Bread Tits by Schlistitz September 21, 2009

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I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! by Klausey September 15, 2009

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Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

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Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits

Pita Bread tits by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

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bread top

Not quite a muffin top.

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

bread top by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008

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