Breadmother

If you didn't have a mother, and wanted one, you might bake one out of bread dough, to ease your loneliness.

My Mom died giving birth to me. Good thing I taught myself how to make a breadmother.--From the campaign.

by Lon Lee Baker September 11, 2010

Breadfooter

(noun)
1. one who is clueless and often makes poor decisions
2. one who shows lack of motivation
3. see Millennial

(verb) "breadfooted"
1. to screw up a situation
2. to inadvertently sabotage someone

(Origin)
Derived from the YouTube Video, The Watermelon Genie, which depicts a clueless male character, who is granted one wish from The Watermelon Genie, no rules or restrictions, and chooses to have "bread where my feet is".

n. Dan decided to test the new email server by trying to send a 1GB attachment to multiple recipients, causing the server to come to a halt... He's such a Breadfooter!

v. Joe said the pool controller application was completed but it contained so many bugs... He breadfooted me again!

by Wilby1976 April 20, 2018

breadgetables

Nutritionally balanced baked placed in the oven after removing dozens of nuggets and fries. Examples like apple-broccoli-banana bread or carrot-zucchini-raisin muffins are designed as an alternative to child abuse by parents who label their children with picky eater syndrome after getting repeatedly denied on force feeding cold unseasoned vegetables. Breadgetables must contain finely grated vegetables and are likely covered in monkfruit sweetener

Daydrinker2: I finally got my kids to eat vegetables at snack time.

Daydrinker1: Oh, we only eat Pubelix muffins.

Daydrinker2: Try baking them some breadgetables.

by Juissy Smallsette June 8, 2021

Breadboard

Also known as breakout board, a breadboard is used to make electronic crafts when you cannot/do not have a soldiering iron.

I want a breadboard for my birthday!

by Shinda Srgh August 1, 2023

breadator

One who is so bountiful that they waste food, often by throwing it or threatening others with it.

"Yo, step shy to the kerb bro, I hear there's a breadator round this hood."

by Tom,Tom and Tom March 3, 2004

Breadrat

A brat, it’s in the name. BreadRAT. Be wary of any.

“Omg it’s the brat 😱” “ITS BREADRAT”

by Osperia March 15, 2022

Breadrat

It’s in the name, they’re a brat. BreadRAT. (The letters) They are always a brat. In name and personality 🤦 don’t mess with them.
Bro
Run
Away
Thereisabrat

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

“It’s the brat!” “THATS BREADRAT?!?” “YES 😭”

by Osperia March 15, 2022