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A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.
by Junior January 5, 2004
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Bouncing the Bratwurst

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Taking ones phallus, or male genitallia and continuing to rub and or stroke, with ones hand or manus in latin, until reaching the point of orgasm or ejaculation which is when the liquid known as Spermatozoa explodes from the head of the said urethra
This is a derogitory term others such as beating the meat are often prevalent
Chris took Will's Bratwurst and proceeded to bounce it vigorously, until Will reached a state of PHHHING it all over Chris (PHHHING is shooting it). Bouncing the Bratwurst
by Piglett and Frisbee May 30, 2006
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That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.
by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009
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Bratwurst(ing) is a sweet ass way to gain an extra person in a Taxi.
It is rather simple.... 1 up top, 3 in the back of the car as normal, then the additional rear passenger lies across the back passengers like a bratwurst in a bun. Goes down especially well in any* German town.

*not confirmed
Shit son, there's 5 of us and this taxi only fits 4! Don't worry pimp daddy i'll ask the taxi driver if he minds if we Bratwurst.
by stephenfry August 7, 2017
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brätwurst

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Män, thät's ä lärge brätwurst!
by Arsenio Croix October 3, 2007
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Chauncinville Bratwurst

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Someone that is too retarded to tell they are sayin or doin somethin stupid. The cooler way to call some a chauncy.
"I can't believe Richard Defazio thought I was bluffin when I had pocket A's, he is such a Chauncinville Bratwurst"
by Rube Sheeb August 21, 2008
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1. adj: A way to describe someone who is acting bratty and/or petulant.
2. n: A meaty yet small sausage of highly seasoned fresh pork, usually served fried.
Instead of saying: "Stop being such a brat"
Say:"Stop being such a BRATWURST"
by DiddyGirl July 25, 2008
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