brad pitt

To get away with just about anything

Joe Shmoe: Hey guys, lets get some beers!
John Doe: Dude, we're only 17...we cant.
Joe Shmoe: Psh...Gotta Brad Pitt that shit.

by Triginock December 28, 2005

a brad pitt

A shit

"I'm going for a Brad Pitt"

by Reeco14 April 19, 2018

brad pitt

An asshole who can get any girl he wants.

"whoa that chick is HAAWWWT"
"forget her man, you ain't no brad pitt"

by kufu October 8, 2007

Brad Pitts

Meaning the word armpits.

"I've got right sweaty brad pitts."

by Jon Warham July 3, 2007

Brad Pitt

used instead of the word 'shit'

teacher: "You failed your pop quiz."
student: "Aww, Brad Pitt!"

by rdaugh December 30, 2007

Brad Pitt

The FitMC Definition, Adolf Hitler

Saying “Hitler” is bad so i’m replacing it with “Brad Pitt”

by ion0320 November 4, 2019

BRAD PITT

A highly over rated, overpaid Hollywood actor with marginal talent and limited range whose success is largely contingent on his physical appearance, several off screen romantic relationships(with other minimally talented actresses) and his ability to draw intellectually vapid females to the box office for movies they wouldn’t otherwise watch. (ie...Seven years in Tibet, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club etc…)

Brad: Hey Julie, do you wanna go see Brad Pitt’s new movie? It’s about an Austrian mountain climber that becomes friends with the Dalai Lama in the 1940’s Chinese takeover..?
Julie: Ooooh yeah!!

Mark: Amber, wanna rent Fight Club?
Amber: What’s that about?
Mark: Umm…it’s about a man’s rejection of a consumeristic and narcissistic society that deprives him of his humanity.
Amber: sounds really boring.
Mark: Brad Pitt is in it.
Amber: oooh yeah! I’ll watch.

by Pedantic Twit May 2, 2006