Brad Pitt

Cockney Rhyming Slang for "shit"
explanation: In London, England the londoners use rhyming slang such as "Apples n Pears" = stairs, plates = feet (plates of meat).

some would dispute the term is legitimate but cockneys also use the term "tom tit" and "william pitt" to mean "shit"
It is largely a matter of preference.
wife: "ello darlin hows your day at the office been"?

Husband: "Not bad luv, but Ill tell yer about it in a minute
as I'm burstin fer a Brad Pitt"
by Bradley Pitticus April 21, 2006
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"B.R.A.D P.I.T.T" was the codename given to one of the A merican Government's cyborgs that they used to infiltrate hollywood. They used them to target members of the acting community who posed a threat to their empire, or who appeared to inspire too much conflict in the American Population, regarding their laws and rule.

"Bionic Robot Aiming for Directors, Picking out Individuals and Terminating Them" was designed to dispose of anybody in the media who posed a threat to the US governemnt

Not to be confused with the T.O.M.C.R.U.I.S.E a cyborg from the United States Tourism Board that was the result of sponsored research conducted by the famous Palo Alto (from the Hopi Indian words for White and High) research facility into the effects of wood alcohol on congnitive functioning in mid level project managers.

Needless to say that after 13.25 months and $15 Billion in Defense department funding the prototype was found to be redundant due to the unrecognized flaw in the Project Managers strategy, that is the collapse of the Evil Empire...

Tiresome Ovid Machine Construct Rarely Used In Side Europe
Say "HI" to Brad Pitt!
by kodiac1 July 04, 2006
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To go to the toilet and take a shyt.
I ate a really big curry last night and this morning I took a Brad Pitt
by Dragan888 March 07, 2008
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The most gorgeous man on this planet who doesnt even need to be a good actor because he is so good looking, but he is. He left Jennifer Aniston to be with Molly because he realized that she is much better looking and that she would give him the children Jennifer would not. He is so amazing and wonderful and I heart him.
Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Molly and now they are getting married and will make beautiful children.
by Mollyyy June 22, 2005
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a brad pitt

"I'm going for a Brad Pitt"
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brad pitts

Subtle way of talking about arm pits

If you were around a group of friends and your crush was there, you're not exactly going to want to burst out 'I'VE GOT SWEATY ARMPITS', so instead you can say that brad pitt is spitting or something. clever no?
can also be said on first name terms.. i.e. brad, brad's, bradley's
person 1- how hot are they?!
person 2- oh so hot
person 1- yeah
person 2- shame about those brad pitts
person 1- yeah

girl 1- shit i forgot my razor
girl 2- shit!
girl 1- now everyone is going to see brad's hair!
by fuckingfartalot December 18, 2011
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