Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 13, 2019

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 12, 2019

Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.

Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.

by SassySammie June 18, 2021

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

box birds

shotgun shooting sport where live targets are released from five traps in a large, fenced, circular shooting area.

There's not many things more difficult than shooting box birds.

by S-Ray February 14, 2010

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 09, 2019

Bird Box Challenge

The Bird box challenge is when you take your Girlfriend to KFC buy a bucket of chicken then take her home shove a drumstick in her pussy and fuck her in the ass upon completion you remove the chicken drumstick from her pussy eat it then lick her pussy so it taste like chicken.

i met a girl from the bar last night and did the Bird box challenge on her.

by Crixus420 October 01, 2023