Bordemitis

Severe cases of Bordemitis can but is not limited to headaches caused by involuntary head banging against desk/wall, long time periods of staring at nothing, and or random scribbling that you cannot explain.

Shaina has a severe case of Bordemitis

by SeenThree November 18, 2010

Bournemouth special

The Bournemouth special is a term used for a upside down blowjob

I heard she gave him the Bournemouth special

by Thatsthelenslad December 14, 2020

Bournemouth Boy's

Male individuals who were born, live, work or study in the Seaside town of Bournemouth on the South Coast of England. Typically arrogant, self-centered & egotistic, though credit goes to the minority who display normal respectable gentlemanly characteristics, though this could be classed as a rare breed of Male in Bournemouth.

We must go to the gym everyday this week to make ourselves look buff for the bournemouth beach at the weekend after all we are Bournemouth boy's

by imdaydreaming June 12, 2011

bordemness

A mess of Borde. (Borde being a country found off East Africa by me last Wednesday.)

The "n" in bordemness has no meaning, its only there to be fashionable.

by ChiChi February 16, 2004

Bournemouth

A superfan of Matt Damon’s JasonBourne films who simply won’t shut up about how much he/she thinks they are the best action movies OF ALL TIME!

Bournemouth: “but he can’t hold a candle to Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.”

Others: “Will that Bournemouth ever stop?”

by Vangobot February 8, 2019

Blackberry Bordem

The act of sending emails from a blackberry when bored in a meeting, these emails would not normaly be sent unless the sender needs to waste time.

I could tell that my boss is in a meeting suffering from Blackberry Bordem because he just forwarded me four emails to point out what scorecards I'm red on.

by Clamhand August 30, 2009

Bournemouth

Possibly the greatest place on earth, if you enjoy eating Shit Crumpets and farting planets.
Seriously though it's pretty poor as places go, saying you're in Bournemouth is like saying you're Scunthorpe. People's only response will be 'why'.

"Mate this place is HORRENDOUS."
"Atleast we're not in bournemouth"
"Good point"

by Captain Fail March 6, 2010