Botched

To mess something up so bad that you might as well kermit suicide.

God damn it Anthony! You botched it again.

by DickBick68 October 16, 2018

Botched B

Botched B is one of the nicknames of the flop rapper Cardi B wich has a botched face. As her singles tank, she doesn't have enough money to pay for actual surgery so she paid a random girl that lives on a motel to put Elmer's glue on her face.

Botched B's latest single tanked.

by addlot August 19, 2022

people botching

Deliberately or subconsciously offending others, botching prospective relationships or otherwise disseminating negative personality traits as a pastime. People botching ranges from the careless (distasteful jokes, obscure references etc), to extensively premeditated offenses such as unattractive beards, conspicuous weight gain or relentless pun creation.

I wish I could have that year back that I spent people botching.

by Somefinds April 21, 2009

botchedhefner

botchedhefner is a girl who’s tiktok account got banned because of her sneaky live 😻😘 love u girl

botchedhefner is a botched material growl

by tukatukatuk March 3, 2022

Botchling

A physically disabled or mentally retarded child.

Karen is a sweet girl, but you can tell by the way she walks she is a botchling.

by Erushbass June 3, 2015

Botchka

A game in which one places two numbered dice in one's mouth, swallows them with ipecac, and then vomits the dice. One then retrieves the corresponding number of cards from another player's back pocket. Any further rules are improvised.

The boys played Botchka down in the basement, and now the floor is saturated with vomit.

by Poison Spanking February 22, 2009

Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008