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borderline nocturnal

Staying up so late over winter/spring/summer break that you are sleeping through almost the whole day.
Todd: Dude, I've been texting you all day, why didn't you answer?

Mike: Sorry bro I've been so borderline nocturnal lately that I couldn't check my phone until now.

borderline asshole 

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.
Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

Borderline Sex Offender 

An individual like ricegum who is right at the border of becoming a sex offender. They try to justify any mistake and if they do apologize they give a half ass one. They often lack the ability the understand the idea of context. Often these creatures think they are a gangster or a pimp. This creature embodies everything that can be wrong with a man that has not committed a serious crime. Lucky we have good border control officers like iDubbbz Tv. The information of these creature was shown in the content cop about ricegum.
Guy1 " Dude did you hear that ricegum made fun of rape victim and said that you can rape her if you want to. And as a joke!
Guy2 "Yah, man that's fucked and he's trying to justify it by saying that the girl isn't upset."
Guy1 " Dude that's a total bull shit excuse"

Guy2 " And this guy made sexual remarks about underage girls and he said, "it just slipped".
Guy1 " Yah, man like Jake Paul is a douche bag but ricegum is a borderline sex offender!

borderline amazing 

Jenny likes to hang out with Heather because she is borderline amazing.
borderline amazing by HeatherM. January 9, 2008

borderline boiler 

Your head says no, your dick says go!
borderline boiler by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen
There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.
Borderline Pedophile by Tone' April 20, 2008