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cock-alocka-bingbong

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.
when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.
by Nigth Tigers March 29, 2008
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Bong-chika-bongbong

1. The act of saying someone had sex wiht someone else.
2. Cool way to ask or tell of sex.
1. Mike did you have Bong-chika-bongbong wiht jess last night?

2. Hey do you wanna Bong-chika-bongbong?
by Hal .C March 27, 2007
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bongbong

ajective - another term for "absent"

a filipino slang popularized by netizens originated from one of presidential aspirant name "bongbong" marcos when he continuously decided not to attend debates.
:bat mababa score mo sa exam, ses ?

:bongbong kasi ako nung tinuro yung topic eh
by innerkive March 20, 2022
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Bingbongistan

A derogatory name for England combining the sound Big Ben makes and the suffix of many predominately Muslim countries stemming from the influx of Muslim immigrants.
"Did you hear about the guy who got fired for offering to buy the office bacon sandwiches?"
"Well that's Bingbongistan for you."
by RabidEdge July 9, 2013
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bonghongalahoos

A big ol pair of clonkers. A big ol pair of badonkers. Some huge shonkogonkadonkers.
OH BOY! Shes got some B I G bonghongalahoos!
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bingbong

An individual, generally male that defecates in his tent
Dude, everytime we go camping you bingbong!
by Dusty Baker May 17, 2006
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BingBong

A drinking tool in the shape of a flamingo. The beer goes in the hollowed out body of the flamingo and the drinker uses the head and neck portion to bong the beer.
The BingBong was so much fun until I threw up on my girlfriend.
by malass January 22, 2009
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