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National Strasser Bolshevism 

National Strasser Bolshevism is an ideology based upon certain facts, these people try to convict others to join their beliefs and they believe from a racial standpoint, white is the right race and superior race, they believe that white's have power over other skin colors/racial foe's, but should have happened, they also believe that to force there interests upon people they will have to use brute force either mentally or physically
"Hey thats a NTS National Strasser Bolshevist!"

"That National Strasser Bolshevist is pretty cool."

National Strasser Bolshevism is an ideology based upon certain facts, these people try to convict others to join their beliefs and they believe from a racial standpoint, white is the right race and superior race, they believe that white's have power over other skin colors/racial foe's, but should have happened, they also believe that to force there interests upon people they will have to use brute force either mentally or physically
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bolshevik 

Word that makes Dr. Larson go into uncontrollable convulsions and spasms of sheer excitement.
"TROTSKY AND THE BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHEVIKs!!!!!"
bolshevik by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005

anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics 

This is a political ideology! Let's tackle it partially:
Anarcho - This means that the ideology believes in no state, also this is a prefix for it to sound cool
Neo - Neo means that this ideology is applied to the modern world
Crypto - This means that the people that believe in this hide that they believe in it
Proto - This means that people that believe in this believe in the ideas that came before National-Bolshevism that helped create it
Capitalist - Well, here it starts to get a little harder. The whole idea of classical Nazbol is that it is communist, however, if we still maintain all the communist things, but allow free trade, voila, we have this
National-Bolshevism - This is an ideology that believes that there should be communist policies... except if you are a jew... or black... or anything other than whatever is the pure race
With western characteristics - This means that this ideology has some influences from the west

Summarizing, someone who believes in this believes that:
There should be no state, there should be socialist polices except the ones that stop free trade and these things only apply to one group, also this person hides that they are this, and believe that the original crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics was still not suited for today.
Ivan: Oh man, I want so much to discriminate against minorities, but the state doesn't let me do this... also, I kind of like communism, but also want free markets! Help me!
Anon: anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics should be your ideology!

Bolshevik 

A verb meaning to take over like the Bolsheviks did in Russia. Can also be used sporadically.
I'm gonna bolshevik you!
OMG! BOLSHEVIK!
Bolshevik by Lily<3 May 27, 2006

Bolshevika

Tantalizingly hot slice of Stalinist beefcake who resides in Jew York City. Otherwise known as J. Jordan. Boyfriend of Emilia Fulci.
"Come closer, Bolshevika. Allow me to stroke every square inch of your arousingly sallow skin." - Emilia Fulci
Bolshevika by Emilia Fulci June 14, 2004
1) The left-wing majority group of the Russian Social Democratic Workers' Party that adopted Lenin's theses on party organization in 1903.
2) a less crass way of saying "bullshit"
Skipper: The hippies got ambushed!
Circus animals: (gasp in shock)
Gia: What? We have to help them!
Horse: But they lied to us!
Jonesy: Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?
Gia: They are our friends!
Jonesy: They're not even circus!
Vitaly: That's Bolshevik!!
Dogs: (Whimper in shame)
Skipper: I never thought I'd say this on American soil, but... the Russki's right!

-Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Bolshevik by johnzilla1126 February 18, 2026

gary bolshevik 

When you are driving round a clapped out banger down the road and you are Tweet Trolling because you are too obsessed with online rows. You hope the police see you because you want them to wave at you even though you are a massive six points law breaker.
My friend Dan is a massive Gary Bolshevik, whenever he gets in his Ford Fiesta he still won't stop texting and tweeting from his phone, his next destination will be a lamppost.
gary bolshevik by Pugwasher November 20, 2021