deane (bolton)

A small 'multicultural' area in bolton that is full of fat racist white men and muslims who can't drive. It stinks of curry constantly and is mainly just a muslim community therefore all the shops are more suited for muslims. You won't ever be short of a takeaway although they're all shit. There's quite a large chav population however they aren't on the same level as those you'd find in kearsley and farnworth. Contrary to popular belief, deane isn't actually a 'rough' area and you'll be safe walking the streets at any time of day or night and generally the people are quite nice. i'd probably avoid the willows area though.

also everyone loves the local smackhead chigger! pete charnock is a fucking god!

'I was thinking of driving down to deane (bolton) to visit family today'
'Make sure you avoid daubhill!'

by sssssssssssssssssssssssocks September 18, 2011

boltonian

someone that lives in bolton

awiiight what do u call some that comes from bolton? boltonian-DUURR

by free! January 11, 2005

bolton wanderers

a small town football team punching way above its weight. bolton wanderers have a small but passionate band of followers and tend to be disliked by the media, fans of other clubs etc for the reason that over there time in the english premier league they have taken a scalp of one of these teams and/or knocked them out of cup competitions. known as 'long ball merchants' they have a tendancy to play football that gets 'in the face' of there opponents and consecuently stops them playing 'propper football' as the media call it. basicaly they are looked at as a small club that dosent belong in the premership - this only started when the beloved media sweetheart west ham was relegated at the reebok stadium in the 2001/2 season. the media still try to call them a small club even after 2 european tours (the second was the last 16 only getting knocked out on away goals by sporting lisbon following a 2-2 draw with byern munich) a league cup final, 2 FA cup semis and beating lyon every year in the peace cup final.

look at burnley, they think they are a bolton. like bolton wanderers

by noblobian January 12, 2010

Michael Bolton's toes

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

by Atom G September 1, 2008

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid October 31, 2011

Bolton Special

The act of a woman gargling semen in her mouth, and then spitting it straight up in the air like a water fountain, the semen then falls back on the woman's face and she smears it around with her hands.

Kyle was surprised when Erin surprised him by doing the Bolton Special after rigorous felatio.

by Dubradio February 8, 2015

michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003